"Now, don’t you fret. When I’m through he won’t set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive".
- Me: You look funny. You'll look a lot funnier sucking my dick with no teeth.
- Brother: You look funny. You'll look a lot funnier masturbating in a bathtub full of milk.
- Me: .... That isn't a threat.
- Brother: No, but you would look funny doing it.
- Me: *Sneezes*
- Brother: Shut that shit up.
Posting this just because Michael will like it.
You have nice manners for a thief and a liar.
The Hobbit (1977)